Stayin' Alive

Vinnie Jones, hard-headed and hard-playing former British footballer, more commonly recognized for his roles in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and in X-Men: The Last Stand, is going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget. He even says so.

Here you are, first as Big Chris in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (bonus Jason Statham), then as Juggernaut (ow, the elbow! - bonus Hugh Jackman). And finally, teaching you that lesson I promised.

 --Elise